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All About that Page

By July 21, 2018Job, Parody

All About that Page
Parody of “All About that Bass”

Because you know I’m all about that page,
‘Bout that page, no cell phone
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page…
Yeah, it’s pretty clear.  This ain’t no RRT
This patient isn’t hurtin’ – you ain’t foolin’ me
‘Cause I got that *you know* that visitors need
I can care for all – yes, I can indeed
I see the nurses there, working that drip line
We know that they’ll get him back
And he’ll be doin’ fine
If you need comfort care, then you just let me know
‘Cause I will do an R-I-C-E
Before they let you go
Yeah, my manager told me don’t worry about your hair
She says people in crisis situations don’t care
You know, I won’t be no track-passing, fake evangelist
So, if that’s what you’re into, You don’t know what you’ve missed.

Because you know I’m all about that page,
‘Bout that page, no cell phone
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page…
I’m bringing tranquil back
Go ahead and tell them nervous people
Hey

And I think that all will be OK

If you need comfort care, then you just let me know
‘Cause I will do an R-I-C-E
Before they let you go
Yeah, my manager told me don’t worry about your hair
She says people in crisis situations don’t care
You know, I won’t be no track-passing, fake evangelist
So, if that’s what you’re into, You don’t know what you’ve missed.

Because you know I’m all about that page,
‘Bout that page, no cell phone
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page…

Because you know I’m all about that page,
‘Bout that page, no cell phone
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page…

Because you know I’m all about that page,
‘Bout that page, no cell phone
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page, no cell phone.
I’m all ‘bout that page, ‘bout that page…

Scott Sempier

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